No more takers for the concert? I've just finished half of my marking, but the whole of one set, so I feel like punching something, probably the air. I've the cold again. No change there. I can't shake bloody bad health, but that's how it crumbles, I suppose, cookiewise. Apart from all this, I'm just stumbling along on my lonely way again, down the only road I've ever known, much like the littlest hobo - or was it Whitesnake?
Are there any books or films that'd you'd really like to see produced, but doubt that they ever will. Here are some of mine ...
1. Everything you ever wanted to know about Woody Allen but were too afraid to ask
2. When I fall in love (comedy inspire by real life events)
3. The meaning of life according to Columbo: Just one more thing
4. World War II - The Bloopers
5. What makes Liam's face so pinchable? (dramatic reconstruction featuring Tom Hanks in the title role)
7. Man United: the story of their relegation (ghost written by Damian Furey)
8. How to speak Dolphin in clickety-click easy lessons
9. How to be religious without hating lots of people (major anthology, edited by Dr. Rev. Ian Paisley, Fantasy Books, The Moon, Never)
9. How to be effortlessly superior at everything and still stay humble (a popular psychology written by me)
10. Square peg in a round hole: the life and loves of Liam McAuley (a romantic comedy starring himself on a desert island, with only a mecanno set for company and conversation; based on his best selling autobiography)
3 comments:
What about the following:
1. I Saw God Today by R.Dawkins
2. Hitler - A very Misunderstood Man by E. Braun
3. Easy Philosophy by Ann. E. Body
4. The Benefits of Drinking Lots of Alcohol by Dr Froth
I like them, but I'm sure I've already read that last one! I hope you're feeling ok Dominic. I'll be up next weekend, and if it's ok I could pay you a visit on the Saturday.
You are welcome to visit anytime but to make sure I am in, it would be advisable to ring first. Have you still got my number?
By the way I made all those titles up so if you have read the last one before it is really weird. Maybe it's my subconscious at work. I usually work unconsciously.
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